Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Does Snap Cover Birthday Cakes?

poster for a healthy world ... Poster

(Poster finalist in the international selection)

thousand and one thanks the kind invitation to participate with my little bit in the call "for a healthy world."

Hope you like ... Besitos

The Blight

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Grown Man Has Wet Dreams

11th. International Poster Biennale in Mexico

Poster designed by José Manuel Morelos
This event is co-organized Trama Visual AC, Universidad Veracruzana, CONACULTA, BUAP and IESAC.

Ready then!

Seen: http://osvaldogaona.blogspot.com

Chaitoo
The gloomy

Thursday, November 26, 2009

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The perfect profile of a graphic designer ... Advertising

I share this email that you sent me and came up short. However, my dear colleague and friend from Guadalajara, Maxximus supplemented that list with some other points (from the point 44) makes the "perfect profile of a designer," a stark reality.

All graphic designers are:
1. People are rather rare.
2. There are billions of them in the world.
3. They are selfish and egotistical and they always take the opposite.
4. Make a good bit.
5. They do not accept criticism, receive them but not peeled.
6. They hate each other (not good with friends.)
7. Do not know how to add or subtract much less do math at the supermarket.
8. Do not know how to change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They like to see the full credits of the film (always see rare films that nobody in the world knows).
10. Do not leave anything at home decorating without making a previous meeting.
11. All make a storm (of ideas) in a glass.
12. You never know if their roles, credentials, badges etc. .. are adulterated.
13. They can make collages with your photos.
14. They keep journals, envelopes, flyers and everything that has cartoons to collect a dump.
15. Idolize people that nobody knows (as Mr. Kone, Andi Warhol, HR Giger, Luis Royo, Escher, Kandinsky, Magritte, Dali etc ...).
16. Posing for pictures almost daily and even go full.
17. Rayan all tables Cutters (also his tennis shoes, pants, walls, bags, backpacks and usually loaded with "sketchbook").
18. All right left justified and / or center unless they arrive late.
19. Hate letter "Comic Sans" (and love Helvetica.)
20. For all used images of the lottery.
21. Take drinks of all kinds just because they like the packaging (especially energy and usually not much sleep).
22. It steal street signs are feeling a grace.
23. Always have their hands painted something.
24. They get angry if you say "cartoonists", "beautiful", "ugly" and "artist."
25. Everything becomes something different from what actually is (cards in the form of notes, notes on a card ...).
26. Camel smokers only for its nice posters.
27. Do not dress without consulting the Pantone and if they say a combination cool weird stuff like "ahh is that it's complementary," is a cool contrast. "
28. Hate programs like Publisher and exel.
29. Come cartoons.
30. Want to save the world alone with a poster.
31. Geeks and child are well.
32. That really is more cultured than a bitch, and why the hell is educated ...
33. Come documentaries and go to museums.
34. They are always informed TOO tooooodo to time.
35. Love tennis and strange color.
36. They like the music rather rare, that if "indie" if "dream pop", that if the "bitch" pure music that the rest of humanity does not know.
37. They have their local jokes and will shoot video as "in" can you tube, that if "Ferro", "The Redbull Facundo" pure feed.
39. Read rare books, children's stories, that semiotics, that this that that.
40. They spend in their room, they laugh alone with their computed (usually mac), rarely listening to your music and your social life depends on your other designer friends.
41. Most are macqueros and already had ipod before you knew that there mother.
42. They like patterned shirts with jokes rare and local designers.
43. They even have their own stores with select merchandise graphic designer.
44. If women wear little makeup, if men never wear boots
45. They are the designated photographer at family parties "andale you that you know that"
46. The term "freelance" les is aspirational.
47. Can not save no money or the customers own
48. Their status on Facebook is sentimental, complicated
49. Believe that no one understands ... And act as if they were right
50. They cry easily berrinchudos and
51. Congress would rather spend on designers who do not learn anything save for a car.
52. Breastfed with beer
53. Prefer to work night and day watch
54. They are the only beings in the world celebrating the September 25th being the day of printer, the printers which so ignorant .... The rest of the world is lost, do not even know what a typographer.
55. If you hear a " I do not like "on their work they will put goose bumps and the darling of Remy ... And remember perfectly well who was Remy.
56. They are the" misfits "and" immature "in his group of former teammates prep.
57. I like wrestling, the one before, good.
58. Do not know how to play an mp3 on your computer if not through iTunes.
59. Do not go to church but they do " cool "or" cool "to see the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe in bags for the groceries and shirts.
60. Nobody knows who Che Guevara ere but surely vote for the PRD.
61. suffer when they leave the new MAC
62 . Gozan when does the new Mac operating system
63. While reading a lot, 97.5% have a bad spelling
64. Relative's house tease that says: "I was using corel"
65. Believe their clients are becoming millionaires with chamba.
66. They are addicted to coffee.
67. Do not know what is the den of fashion, in fact, hate the fashion den.
68. The systems engineers hate ... they do not understand what it means to an apple on a computer monitor rare as such do not have stickers reading "Intel Inside ®."
69. Their children resemble them up in glasses and sneakers they wear, no children, have clones ... "Mini me's."
70. Your music collection is vast and eclectic books.
71. Paid 180 pesos for a magazine is something normal, almost every day.
72. When I was studying, while his brothers and the paintings commissioned amiguillos tennis cousin who lives on the other hand, they asked 5 markers Chartpak Vinyl ® or Design ®
73. Have at least a mural painted in your life
74. Many are convinced that if they do not smoke up the computer, its MAC are dying ...
75. The syndrome of "what if ..." do not let them sleep ... and if she had more red? and if he had scored more little walk to the curve of the leg of the "R"? and if he had proposed the best black and white photo to the customer?
76. They understand concepts such as stroke air, random, RAM, moire, gutter, color proof, color rosette, but do not grasp concepts such as microeconomics, economic variables, return on investment or profitability
77. Somersault concepts and mounted on horseback never interpreted as sexual positions
78. There are only two classes: those who work with mouse and graphics tablet working with
79. They only know a digitizing tablet: Wacom ®
80. For designers a stationery is like a butcher's dog
81. Prefer to travel to eat, or go without eating to not travel ... although they characterized the sweet tooth and tummy trash: do not discriminate!
82. Could kill his father to death the day he told his mom and grandma your chamba, making a waste of glamor and sophistication, "looks old, your son is like the guy that for example in the timing of the carnage they gave us, he tells the printer what letter to use and what colors to put them .. ah! and what brings photo! that too !!!!"
83. Months later I still wake up in sweat after dreaming that actually ... killed his father by that small detail.

We follow ... Haha.

Chaitoo
The gloomy

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Difference Between Acrylic And Polyester

surprising ... Call


consensual One of my trademarks and I have followed over time, as an image (advertising) has been and will be VW. For his views clear, simple and direct to the eye and mind of consumers. Advertising that always works. If not, look at the examples I present.

really great, do not you think?

Seen: http://adsoftheworld.com/

Chaitoo
The gloomy

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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"No more hunger" ... EXPO

After much time to think and give me time to sketch something ... I share my suggestions with which I participate to the call "No more hunger", launched by the Design Center in Rosario, Argentina has been taking an international commitment to social issues the world.

publicly thank my colleague Samuel Verdugo kind of pass me the information, to participate.

Well, here are my humble suggestions. More

interests in: http://www.nomashambre.com.ar

Chaitoo
The gloomy

Friday, September 18, 2009

How To Adjust Steam Radiator

100 posters RAFAEL LOPEZ CASTRO ... Expo

was really a magical evening with the humble teacher's presence Rafael López Castro, to the point of tears, listening to the moving words of the teacher Angelica Vilet, to speak and refer to the teacher as a major influences as a designer, friend, teacher, human being and you almost poet, in the life of the excited designer, words that more than one, we did spill the San Pedro-I one of them -.

A little later, between a good turnout of people who attended the event, they made the opening of the exhibition "Line and lineage" poster in honor of the 40-year master designer potosinos made by designers. Very happy and surprised he could see the teacher ... really could not believe it!

Leaving this room, we went to the ribbon cutting of its much-anticipated exhibition of 100 posters Rafael López Castro, where we came together to appreciate the genius of color management, font and images that reveal their enormous love for Mexico.

Anyway, I can only say: THANK YOU MASTER, to exist!

Chaitoo
The gloomy

Thursday, September 10, 2009

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Rafael López Castro posters ...

This time, extends a warm invitation that makes us the 3VS Collective exhibition of 100 posters maestro Rafael López Castro celebrating 40 years as a designer. Taking as a guest particular, the master himself inaugurated the event.

This will be at the Center for the Arts in San Luis Potosi
Street: Avenue Juarez, esq. Espinosa and Cuevas
On Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 20:00 hrs.

is an event you can not miss! See you there ladies and gentlemen ...

Chaitoo
The gloomy

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Sore Gums After Teeth Extraction

Center ecotourism Kohyomixtla


This ecotourism center is located in the town of Tequila, on Federal Highway Orizaba-Zongolica at km 23.7, has 3 beautiful cottages, restaurant and function room, you can do hiking, mountain biking and zip line soon.
We invite you meet this beautiful place.