I share this email that you sent me and came up short. However, my dear colleague and friend from Guadalajara, Maxximus supplemented that list with some other points (from the point 44) makes the "perfect profile of a designer," a stark reality. All graphic designers are:
1. People are rather rare.
2. There are billions of them in the world.
3. They are selfish and egotistical and they always take the opposite.
4. Make a good bit.
5. They do not accept criticism, receive them but not peeled.
6. They hate each other (not good with friends.)
7. Do not know how to add or subtract much less do math at the supermarket.
8. Do not know how to change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They like to see the full credits of the film (always see rare films that nobody in the world knows).
10. Do not leave anything at home decorating without making a previous meeting.
11. All make a storm (of ideas) in a glass.
12. You never know if their roles, credentials, badges etc. .. are adulterated.
13. They can make collages with your photos.
14. They keep journals, envelopes, flyers and everything that has cartoons to collect a dump.
15. Idolize people that nobody knows (as Mr. Kone, Andi Warhol, HR Giger, Luis Royo, Escher, Kandinsky, Magritte, Dali etc ...).
16. Posing for pictures almost daily and even go full.
17. Rayan all tables Cutters (also his tennis shoes, pants, walls, bags, backpacks and usually loaded with "sketchbook").
18. All right left justified and / or center unless they arrive late.
19. Hate letter "Comic Sans" (and love Helvetica.)
20. For all used images of the lottery.
21. Take drinks of all kinds just because they like the packaging (especially energy and usually not much sleep).
22. It steal street signs are feeling a grace.
23. Always have their hands painted something.
24. They get angry if you say "cartoonists", "beautiful", "ugly" and "artist."
25. Everything becomes something different from what actually is (cards in the form of notes, notes on a card ...).
26. Camel smokers only for its nice posters.
27. Do not dress without consulting the Pantone and if they say a combination cool weird stuff like "ahh is that it's complementary," is a cool contrast. "
28. Hate programs like Publisher and exel.
29. Come cartoons.
30. Want to save the world alone with a poster.
31. Geeks and child are well.
32. That really is more cultured than a bitch, and why the hell is educated ...
33. Come documentaries and go to museums.
34. They are always informed TOO tooooodo to time.
35. Love tennis and strange color.
36. They like the music rather rare, that if "indie" if "dream pop", that if the "bitch" pure music that the rest of humanity does not know.
37. They have their local jokes and will shoot video as "in" can you tube, that if "Ferro", "The Redbull Facundo" pure feed.
39. Read rare books, children's stories, that semiotics, that this that that.
40. They spend in their room, they laugh alone with their computed (usually mac), rarely listening to your music and your social life depends on your other designer friends.
41. Most are macqueros and already had ipod before you knew that there mother.
42. They like patterned shirts with jokes rare and local designers.
43. They even have their own stores with select merchandise graphic designer.
44. If women wear little makeup, if men never wear boots
45. They are the designated photographer at family parties "andale you that you know that"
46. The term "freelance" les is aspirational.
47. Can not save no money or the customers own
48. Their status on Facebook is sentimental, complicated
49. Believe that no one understands ... And act as if they were right
50. They cry easily berrinchudos and
51. Congress would rather spend on designers who do not learn anything save for a car.
52. Breastfed with beer
53. Prefer to work night and day watch
54. They are the only beings in the world celebrating the September 25th being the day of printer, the printers which so ignorant .... The rest of the world is lost, do not even know what a typographer.
55. If you hear a " I do not like "on their work they will put goose bumps and the darling of Remy ... And remember perfectly well who was Remy.
56. They are the" misfits "and" immature "in his group of former teammates prep.
57. I like wrestling, the one before, good.
58. Do not know how to play an mp3 on your computer if not through iTunes.
59. Do not go to church but they do " cool "or" cool "to see the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe in bags for the groceries and shirts.
60. Nobody knows who Che Guevara ere but surely vote for the PRD.
61. suffer when they leave the new MAC
62 . Gozan when does the new Mac operating system
63. While reading a lot, 97.5% have a bad spelling
64. Relative's house tease that says: "I was using corel"
65. Believe their clients are becoming millionaires with chamba.
66. They are addicted to coffee.
67. Do not know what is the den of fashion, in fact, hate the fashion den.
68. The systems engineers hate ... they do not understand what it means to an apple on a computer monitor rare as such do not have stickers reading "Intel Inside ®."
69. Their children resemble them up in glasses and sneakers they wear, no children, have clones ... "Mini me's."
70. Your music collection is vast and eclectic books.
71. Paid 180 pesos for a magazine is something normal, almost every day.
72. When I was studying, while his brothers and the paintings commissioned amiguillos tennis cousin who lives on the other hand, they asked 5 markers Chartpak Vinyl ® or Design ®
73. Have at least a mural painted in your life
74. Many are convinced that if they do not smoke up the computer, its MAC are dying ...
75. The syndrome of "what if ..." do not let them sleep ... and if she had more red? and if he had scored more little walk to the curve of the leg of the "R"? and if he had proposed the best black and white photo to the customer?
76. They understand concepts such as stroke air, random, RAM, moire, gutter, color proof, color rosette, but do not grasp concepts such as microeconomics, economic variables, return on investment or profitability
77. Somersault concepts and mounted on horseback never interpreted as sexual positions
78. There are only two classes: those who work with mouse and graphics tablet working with
79. They only know a digitizing tablet: Wacom ®
80. For designers a stationery is like a butcher's dog
81. Prefer to travel to eat, or go without eating to not travel ... although they characterized the sweet tooth and tummy trash: do not discriminate!
82. Could kill his father to death the day he told his mom and grandma your chamba, making a waste of glamor and sophistication, "looks old, your son is like the guy that for example in the timing of the carnage they gave us, he tells the printer what letter to use and what colors to put them .. ah! and what brings photo! that too !!!!"
83. Months later I still wake up in sweat after dreaming that actually ... killed his father by that small detail.
We follow ... Haha.
Chaitoo
The gloomy
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